I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
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I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
my poor anus
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I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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