She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
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Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
We have so much sex to catch up on
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Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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