Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
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if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
i want to swaddle you in tequila
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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