My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
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I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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