We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
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I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
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He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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