ugly people sure do ruin things
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
you didnt know i had herpes?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
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The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
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For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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