Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
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and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
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It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
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