and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
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if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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