college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
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Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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