it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I just googled if crying burns calories
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Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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