I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
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No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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