i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
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you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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