it wasn't lemon gatorade
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
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I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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