Its about making memories worth repressing
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
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ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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