This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
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Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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Have fun and good luck.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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