Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
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As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
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Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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