she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
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I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
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We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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