Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
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You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
True strength comes from lack of pants
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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