you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
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I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
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WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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