Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
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All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
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do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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