They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Randomize