Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
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She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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