i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
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HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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