and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
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You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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