Christians are straight up FREAKS
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
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Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
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Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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