So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
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Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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