So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
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Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
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How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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