Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
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Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
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