tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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