Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
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Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
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The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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