Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
is this the sara with the beer cane?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
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I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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