WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
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Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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