Come see our sink grown plant.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
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We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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