god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
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You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
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I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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