I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
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She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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