you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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