I bet he comes in French.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
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do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
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When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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