well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
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My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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