If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
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the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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