our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
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I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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