I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
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Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
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When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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