at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
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I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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