You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
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Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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