We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
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Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
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She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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