Why are handjobs necessary in class?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
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Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
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My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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