Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
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I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
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We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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