There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
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the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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