I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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