whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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