I can tuck mytits in my pants
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
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he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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